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BILL MAHER COMEDY TOUR

December 2, 2024
Mon • 8 pm
Irvine Improv
Irvine, CA
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December 6, 2024
Fri • 8 pm
CIBC Theatre
Chicago, IL
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December 7, 2024
Sat • 8 pm
CIBC Theatre
Chicago, IL
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“The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.”

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“If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.”

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“Isn’t the problem that almost all Republicans are conservative, but not all Democrats are liberal?”

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“Why are decent citizens still being jailed for smoking the wrong plant, easing the suffering of the terminally ill, or accepting cash for sex instead of the customary dinner and drinks?”

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“Why can’t God just defeat the devil and get rid of evil? It’s the same reason the comic book character can’t get rid of his nemesis; then there’s no story.”

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“It seems like we have to tax something, why not rich dead people? Of all the things you could tax; they don’t have any need for the money, on account of that whole being dead thing.”

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“Don’t you miss the days when America was just MORALLY bankrupt?”

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“The irony is what we love most about our cars—the feeling of freedom they provide—has made us slaves. Slaves to cheap oil, which has corrupted our politics, threatened our environment and funded our enemies.”

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“The Real Axis of Evil in America is the Genius of our marketing and the gullibility of our people”

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“There’s a reason small towns are small. No one wants to live there.”

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“There was a revolution in the Arab country of Tunisia. Not a lot of people know about Tunisia. Sarah Palin thinks it’s the name of one of Obama’s kids”

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“To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.”

- Bill Maher -

“The Pope has a Facebook page. That’s true, I’m not making that up. What’s creepy is that under the relationship status, he put ‘It’s complicated.'”

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“The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.”

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“If you think you have it tough, read history books.”

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“I don’t want my president to be a TV star. You don’t have to be on television every minute of every day – you’re the president, not a rerun of ‘Law & Order’.”

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“I don’t want my president to be a TV star. You don’t have to be on television every minute of every day – you’re the president, not a rerun of ‘Law & Order’.”

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“Suicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me – I quit.'”

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“George Bush, compared to these tea baggers, he looks like a professor.”

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“We fear different things. I fear climate change. They fear a demon in a red bodysuit… with a pitchfork.”

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