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BILL MAHER COMEDY TOUR

May 20, 2022
Fri • 10 pm
The Mirage Theater - Aces of Comedy
Las Vegas, NV
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May 21, 2022
Sat • 10 pm
The Mirage Theater - Aces of Comedy
Las Vegas, NV
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June 4, 2022
Sat • 8 pm
State Theatre
Minneapolis, MN
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June 18, 2022
Sat • 8 pm
Soaring Eagle Casino & Resort
Mt. Pleasant, MI
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June 19, 2022
Sun • 8 pm
Place des Arts
Montreal, QC
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“Michelle Bachman for President. As a comedian, all I can say is, where can I donate to this cause?”

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“Sarah Palin finally heard what happened to Japan and she’s demanding that we invade Tsunami.”

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“The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.”

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“We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.”

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“Over half of Republicans believe in Creationism – for those too young to recall, they didn’t used to be the party of ignorance-what happened?”

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“Wow just read Oxford Dictionary added OMG and LOL as words! WTF??”

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“Jim Bakker spells his name with two k’s because three would be too obvious.”

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“It seems like we have to tax something, why not rich dead people? Of all the things you could tax; they don’t have any need for the money, on account of that whole being dead thing.”

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“There was a revolution in the Arab country of Tunisia. Not a lot of people know about Tunisia. Sarah Palin thinks it’s the name of one of Obama’s kids”

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“George Bush, compared to these tea baggers, he looks like a professor.”

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“The BP oil spill is the worst thing to happen to beaches since the Speedo.”

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“The countries that have the money to offer large cash awards to the families of suicide bombers, or to send little boys to madrasah’s, the prep schools of hate, are getting that money from people using lots of oil.”

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“There’s a reason small towns are small. No one wants to live there.”

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“We fear different things. I fear climate change. They fear a demon in a red bodysuit… with a pitchfork.”

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“Tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is black people.”

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“I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws? “

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“The irony is what we love most about our cars—the feeling of freedom they provide—has made us slaves. Slaves to cheap oil, which has corrupted our politics, threatened our environment and funded our enemies.”

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“Men are only as loyal as their options.”

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“I don’t hate America. I love America. Thomas Jefferson lived in America. Mark Twain lived in America. So did Billie Holiday and Frank Lloyd Wright… and a lot of other people Sarah Palin never heard of.”

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“It’s amazing, the world now has more oil than it has places to store it. Even Don Jr.’s hair is at capacity.”

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