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BILL MAHER COMEDY TOUR

April 24, 2021
Sat • 7 pm
Eccles Theater
Salt Lake City, UT
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April 25, 2021
Sun • 8 pm
Queen Elizabeth Theatre - CANCELED
Vancouver, BC
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July 10, 2021
Sat • 8 pm
Majestic Theatre
San Antonio, TX
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July 11, 2021
Sun • 8 pm
Temple Hoyne Buell
Denver, CO
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August 14, 2021
Sat • 8 pm
Place des Arts
Montreal, QC
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“Men are only as loyal as their options.”

- Bill Maher -

“Sarah Palin visited Israel and stood at the Wailing Wall and said ‘I stood here for 45 minutes and didn’t see one whale.'”

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“Sarah Palin finally heard what happened to Japan and she’s demanding that we invade Tsunami.”

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“We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.”

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“Michelle Bachman for President. As a comedian, all I can say is, where can I donate to this cause?”

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“What do you think would happen if tomorrow Obama showed up with Kanye’s crop circles shaved into his head? Stock market would lose 5,000 pts.”

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“The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.”

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“”Ha, we’re changing Operation Iraqi Freedom to Operation New Dawn – sounds like a Twilight movie – we’re not occupiers, we’re sexy vampires!”

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“We fear different things. I fear climate change. They fear a demon in a red bodysuit… with a pitchfork.”

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“The Real Axis of Evil in America is the Genius of our marketing and the gullibility of our people”

- Bill Maher -

“The BP oil spill is the worst thing to happen to beaches since the Speedo.”

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“The battle for good health is won on the cellular level”

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“I don’t want my president to be a TV star. You don’t have to be on television every minute of every day – you’re the president, not a rerun of ‘Law & Order’.”

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“We owe China a trillion dollars. I opened a fortune cookie the other day, it said, ‘Pay up, deadbeat.'”

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“Jim Bakker spells his name with two k’s because three would be too obvious.”

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“If you don’t know how to feel about the arrest of Julian Assange here’s the rule in Trumpworld: Hiding in an embassy? Bad if you have secrets. Chopping someone up in an embassy? Good if you have oil.”

- Bill Maher -

“It is being reported that a third of the world watched the royal wedding – and yet they claim gays are only 3 pct of population?”

- Bill Maher -

“We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.”

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“I believe in the death penalty, but with better DNA testing – my slogan is ‘Let’s Kill The right People'”

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“Why are decent citizens still being jailed for smoking the wrong plant, easing the suffering of the terminally ill, or accepting cash for sex instead of the customary dinner and drinks?”

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