HBO Real Time Aug. 7th

“As you go down the path of life, ask what’s true. Not who else believes it.”

- Bill Maher -

“We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.”

- Bill Maher -

“When you tolerate intolerance, you are not really being a liberal.”

- Bill Maher -

“Over half of Republicans believe in Creationism – for those too young to recall, they didn’t used to be the party of ignorance-what happened?”

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“Men are only as loyal as their options.”

- Bill Maher -

“The irony is what we love most about our cars—the feeling of freedom they provide—has made us slaves. Slaves to cheap oil, which has corrupted our politics, threatened our environment and funded our enemies.”

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“Curious people are interesting people; I wonder why that is.”

- Bill Maher -

“Religion is bad, drugs are good.”

- Bill Maher -

“I don’t hate America. I love America. Thomas Jefferson lived in America. Mark Twain lived in America. So did Billie Holiday and Frank Lloyd Wright… and a lot of other people Sarah Palin never heard of.”

- Bill Maher -

“There’s a reason small towns are small. No one wants to live there.”

- Bill Maher -

“Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings who don’t have all the answers to think that they do.”

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“Trump rides the bus with Billy Bush and we throw Al Franken under it.”

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“The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.”

- Bill Maher -

“It’s very hard not to be condescending when you’re explaining something to an idiot.”

- Bill Maher -

“If you don’t know how to feel about the arrest of Julian Assange here’s the rule in Trumpworld: Hiding in an embassy? Bad if you have secrets. Chopping someone up in an embassy? Good if you have oil.”

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“To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.”

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“Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.”

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“Don’t you miss the days when America was just MORALLY bankrupt?”

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“God isn’t talking to you, those are called thoughts.”

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“If you think you have it tough, read history books.”

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