HBO Real Time Mar. 24, 2023

“We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.”

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“The battle for good health is won on the cellular level”

- Bill Maher -

“We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.”

- Bill Maher -

“To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.”

- Bill Maher -

“The Pope has a Facebook page. That’s true, I’m not making that up. What’s creepy is that under the relationship status, he put ‘It’s complicated.'”

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“Since Tom DeLay has done only two things since leaving politics – ‘Dancing with the Stars’, and now prison, somebody must tell him: there are easier ways to have sex with men.”

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“We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.”

- Bill Maher -

“The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.”

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“Curious people are interesting people; I wonder why that is.”

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“If you think you have it tough, read history books.”

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“I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.”

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“It seems like we have to tax something, why not rich dead people? Of all the things you could tax; they don’t have any need for the money, on account of that whole being dead thing.”

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“I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws? “

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“If you think you have it tough, read history books.”

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“Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings who don’t have all the answers to think that they do.”

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“Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.”

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“I don’t want my president to be a TV star. You don’t have to be on television every minute of every day – you’re the president, not a rerun of ‘Law & Order’.”

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“Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings who don’t have all the answers to think that they do.”

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“Men are only as loyal as their options.”

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“Don’t you miss the days when America was just MORALLY bankrupt?”

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