HBO Real Time Oct. 22, 2021

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Friday, Oct. 22 2021 at 10 pm
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BILL MAHER COMEDY TOUR

October 23, 2021
Sat • 8 pm
The Lyric
Baltimore, MD
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October 24, 2021
Sun • 8 pm
The Wind Creek Event Center
Bethlehem, PA
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November 6, 2021
Sat • 8 pm
Fox Theatre
Atlanta, GA
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November 7, 2021
Sun • 8 pm
Taft Theater
Cincinnati, OH
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November 13, 2021
Sat • 8 pm
Hulu Theater at Madison Square Garden
New York City, NY
Presale Code: NYCF
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“Michelle Bachman for President. As a comedian, all I can say is, where can I donate to this cause?”

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“I don’t want my president to be a TV star. You don’t have to be on television every minute of every day – you’re the president, not a rerun of ‘Law & Order’.”

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“Why are decent citizens still being jailed for smoking the wrong plant, easing the suffering of the terminally ill, or accepting cash for sex instead of the customary dinner and drinks?”

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“We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.”

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“We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.”

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“If you don’t know how to feel about the arrest of Julian Assange here’s the rule in Trumpworld: Hiding in an embassy? Bad if you have secrets. Chopping someone up in an embassy? Good if you have oil.”

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“Tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is black people.”

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“I don’t hate America. I love America. Thomas Jefferson lived in America. Mark Twain lived in America. So did Billie Holiday and Frank Lloyd Wright… and a lot of other people Sarah Palin never heard of.”

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“There was a revolution in the Arab country of Tunisia. Not a lot of people know about Tunisia. Sarah Palin thinks it’s the name of one of Obama’s kids”

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“It is being reported that a third of the world watched the royal wedding – and yet they claim gays are only 3 pct of population?”

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“We owe China a trillion dollars. I opened a fortune cookie the other day, it said, ‘Pay up, deadbeat.'”

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“Jim Bakker spells his name with two k’s because three would be too obvious.”

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“We fear different things. I fear climate change. They fear a demon in a red bodysuit… with a pitchfork.”

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“The BP oil spill is the worst thing to happen to beaches since the Speedo.”

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“The irony is what we love most about our cars—the feeling of freedom they provide—has made us slaves. Slaves to cheap oil, which has corrupted our politics, threatened our environment and funded our enemies.”

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“The Real Axis of Evil in America is the Genius of our marketing and the gullibility of our people”

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“Is it just me or does Times Square look like Tokyo now?”

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“If everyone likes you, you have never said anything true. Anytime you speak the truth, some people are going to hate you.”

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“Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.”

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“Isn’t the problem that almost all Republicans are conservative, but not all Democrats are liberal?”

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