New Years Eve Comedy Special!

With Special Guests Jeff Ross & Wendy Liebman

December 30, 2022 - December 31, 2022
Kahului, Honolulu
Week-long Hawai'i pre-sale!

Schedule

BILL MAHER COMEDY TOUR

October 8, 2022
Sat • 8 pm
Fox Theatre
Detroit, MI
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October 9, 2022
Sun • 7 pm
Kleinhans Music Hall
Buffalo, NY
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November 12, 2022
Sat • 8 pm
The Hulu Theater
New York City
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November 13, 2022
Sun • 8 pm
Foxwoods Resort & Casino
Mashantucket, CT
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November 25, 2022
Fri • 10 pm
The Mirage Theatre - Aces of Comedy
Las Vegas, NV
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“Sarah Palin visited Israel and stood at the Wailing Wall and said ‘I stood here for 45 minutes and didn’t see one whale.'”

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“The irony is what we love most about our cars—the feeling of freedom they provide—has made us slaves. Slaves to cheap oil, which has corrupted our politics, threatened our environment and funded our enemies.”

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“Sarah Palin on her Facebook page said she still believes in death panels. You know what, Sarah, if we were going to get rid of useless people, you would be the first to know.”

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“Since Tom DeLay has done only two things since leaving politics – ‘Dancing with the Stars’, and now prison, somebody must tell him: there are easier ways to have sex with men.”

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“The Real Axis of Evil in America is the Genius of our marketing and the gullibility of our people”

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“Why do people act shocked whenever NASCAR drivers get into an accident what?! No! One minute he’s flying around an oil-slicked track at 200 mph, and the next minute: gone!”

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“Trump rides the bus with Billy Bush and we throw Al Franken under it.”

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“Men are only as loyal as their options.”

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“It’s amazing, the world now has more oil than it has places to store it. Even Don Jr.’s hair is at capacity.”

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“Sarah Palin finally heard what happened to Japan and she’s demanding that we invade Tsunami.”

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“If you think you have it tough, read history books.”

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“George Bush, compared to these tea baggers, he looks like a professor.”

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“It seems like we have to tax something, why not rich dead people? Of all the things you could tax; they don’t have any need for the money, on account of that whole being dead thing.”

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“Over half of Republicans believe in Creationism – for those too young to recall, they didn’t used to be the party of ignorance-what happened?”

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“The Pope has a Facebook page. That’s true, I’m not making that up. What’s creepy is that under the relationship status, he put ‘It’s complicated.'”

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“Isn’t the problem that almost all Republicans are conservative, but not all Democrats are liberal?”

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“We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.”

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“Is it just me or does Times Square look like Tokyo now?”

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“When you tolerate intolerance, you are not really being a liberal.”

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“The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.”

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