HBO Real Time Sept. 11th

Terry Bradshaw - Max Brooks - Sarah Longwell

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BILL MAHER COMEDY TOUR

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“There was a revolution in the Arab country of Tunisia. Not a lot of people know about Tunisia. Sarah Palin thinks it’s the name of one of Obama’s kids”

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“To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.”

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“The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.”

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“We fear different things. I fear climate change. They fear a demon in a red bodysuit… with a pitchfork.”

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“I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws? “

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“God isn’t talking to you, those are called thoughts.”

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“The Real Axis of Evil in America is the Genius of our marketing and the gullibility of our people”

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“Tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is black people.”

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“If you think you have it tough, read history books.”

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“When you tolerate intolerance, you are not really being a liberal.”

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“Curious people are interesting people; I wonder why that is.”

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“”Ha, we’re changing Operation Iraqi Freedom to Operation New Dawn – sounds like a Twilight movie – we’re not occupiers, we’re sexy vampires!”

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“Religion is bad, drugs are good.”

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“I believe in the death penalty, but with better DNA testing – my slogan is ‘Let’s Kill The right People'”

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“Why are decent citizens still being jailed for smoking the wrong plant, easing the suffering of the terminally ill, or accepting cash for sex instead of the customary dinner and drinks?”

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All religion is just an opinion.

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“It’s amazing, the world now has more oil than it has places to store it. Even Don Jr.’s hair is at capacity.”

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“I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.”

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“If you think you have it tough, read history books.”

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“Don’t you miss the days when America was just MORALLY bankrupt?”

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