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BILL MAHER COMEDY TOUR

January 28, 2023
Sat • 7 pm
Kiva Auditorium
Albuquerque, NM
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February 17, 2023
Fri • 8 pm
David Copperfield Theater at MGM Grand Hotel & Casino
Las Vegas, NV
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February 18, 2023
Sat • 8 pm
David Copperfield Theater at MGM Grand Hotel & Casino
Las Vegas, NV
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February 25, 2023
Sat • 8 pm
Hard Rock Live
Wheatland, CA
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March 11, 2023
Sat • 8 pm
Bally's Lake Tahoe
Lake Tahoe, NV
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“Since Tom DeLay has done only two things since leaving politics – ‘Dancing with the Stars’, and now prison, somebody must tell him: there are easier ways to have sex with men.”

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“Sarah Palin visited Israel and stood at the Wailing Wall and said ‘I stood here for 45 minutes and didn’t see one whale.'”

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“There’s a reason small towns are small. No one wants to live there.”

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“We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.”

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“Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.”

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“There was a revolution in the Arab country of Tunisia. Not a lot of people know about Tunisia. Sarah Palin thinks it’s the name of one of Obama’s kids”

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“I don’t hate America. I love America. Thomas Jefferson lived in America. Mark Twain lived in America. So did Billie Holiday and Frank Lloyd Wright… and a lot of other people Sarah Palin never heard of.”

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“It’s amazing, the world now has more oil than it has places to store it. Even Don Jr.’s hair is at capacity.”

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“When you tolerate intolerance, you are not really being a liberal.”

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“Sarah Palin on her Facebook page said she still believes in death panels. You know what, Sarah, if we were going to get rid of useless people, you would be the first to know.”

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“Tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is black people.”

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“I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws? “

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“If you think you have it tough, read history books.”

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“Why do people act shocked whenever NASCAR drivers get into an accident what?! No! One minute he’s flying around an oil-slicked track at 200 mph, and the next minute: gone!”

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“Sarah Palin finally heard what happened to Japan and she’s demanding that we invade Tsunami.”

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“The BP oil spill is the worst thing to happen to beaches since the Speedo.”

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“I don’t want my president to be a TV star. You don’t have to be on television every minute of every day – you’re the president, not a rerun of ‘Law & Order’.”

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“Sarah Palin has strong opinions on the Libyans. She said marriage is between a man and a woman and Libyans like Rachel Maddow are what is ruining this country.”

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“The countries that have the money to offer large cash awards to the families of suicide bombers, or to send little boys to madrasah’s, the prep schools of hate, are getting that money from people using lots of oil.”

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“Isn’t the problem that almost all Republicans are conservative, but not all Democrats are liberal?”

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