New Years Eve Comedy Special!

With Special Guests Jeff Ross & Wendy Liebman

December 30, 2022 - December 31, 2022
Kahului, Honolulu
Week-long Hawai'i pre-sale!

Schedule

BILL MAHER COMEDY TOUR

December 30, 2022
Fri • 7 pm
Maui Arts & Cultural Center
Kahului, HI
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December 31, 2022
Sat • 8 pm
Tom Moffatt Waikiki Shell
Honolulu, HI
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January 28, 2023
Sat • 7 pm
Kiva Auditorium
Albuquerque, NM
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February 17, 2023
Fri • 8 pm
David Copperfield Theater at MGM Grand Hotel & Casino
Las Vegas, NV
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February 18, 2023
Sat • 8 pm
David Copperfield Theater at MGM Grand Hotel & Casino
Las Vegas, NV
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“Isn’t the problem that almost all Republicans are conservative, but not all Democrats are liberal?”

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“There was a revolution in the Arab country of Tunisia. Not a lot of people know about Tunisia. Sarah Palin thinks it’s the name of one of Obama’s kids”

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“The Pope has a Facebook page. That’s true, I’m not making that up. What’s creepy is that under the relationship status, he put ‘It’s complicated.'”

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“Since Tom DeLay has done only two things since leaving politics – ‘Dancing with the Stars’, and now prison, somebody must tell him: there are easier ways to have sex with men.”

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“What do you think would happen if tomorrow Obama showed up with Kanye’s crop circles shaved into his head? Stock market would lose 5,000 pts.”

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“Men are only as loyal as their options.”

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“We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.”

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“I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws? “

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“Sarah Palin has strong opinions on the Libyans. She said marriage is between a man and a woman and Libyans like Rachel Maddow are what is ruining this country.”

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“The irony is what we love most about our cars—the feeling of freedom they provide—has made us slaves. Slaves to cheap oil, which has corrupted our politics, threatened our environment and funded our enemies.”

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“”Ha, we’re changing Operation Iraqi Freedom to Operation New Dawn – sounds like a Twilight movie – we’re not occupiers, we’re sexy vampires!”

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“To really understand how whack religion is, you have to look at the new religions– which for this country is Mormons and Scientologists. Who I think should merge and make Mormontology.”

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“Jim Bakker spells his name with two k’s because three would be too obvious.”

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“If everyone likes you, you have never said anything true. Anytime you speak the truth, some people are going to hate you.”

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“It seems like we have to tax something, why not rich dead people? Of all the things you could tax; they don’t have any need for the money, on account of that whole being dead thing.”

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“The countries that have the money to offer large cash awards to the families of suicide bombers, or to send little boys to madrasah’s, the prep schools of hate, are getting that money from people using lots of oil.”

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“Trump rides the bus with Billy Bush and we throw Al Franken under it.”

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“It is being reported that a third of the world watched the royal wedding – and yet they claim gays are only 3 pct of population?”

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“If you think you have it tough, read history books.”

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“Over half of Republicans believe in Creationism – for those too young to recall, they didn’t used to be the party of ignorance-what happened?”

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