HBO Real Time Friday, May 7, 2021

John McWhorter - Rep. Elissa Slotkin - Rick Wilson

Friday, May 7, 2021 at 10 pm
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BILL MAHER COMEDY TOUR

June 19, 2021
Sat • 8 pm
Ruth Eckerd Hall
Clearwater, FL
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June 20, 2021
Sun • 8 pm
City of Sarasota PAC
Sarasota, FL
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July 10, 2021
Sat • 8 pm
Majestic Theatre
San Antonio, TX
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July 11, 2021
Sun • 8 pm
Temple Hoyne Buell
Denver, CO
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July 16, 2021
Fri • 10 pm
The Mirage Theatre
Las Vegas, NV
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“To really understand how whack religion is, you have to look at the new religions– which for this country is Mormons and Scientologists. Who I think should merge and make Mormontology.”

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“Why do people act shocked whenever NASCAR drivers get into an accident what?! No! One minute he’s flying around an oil-slicked track at 200 mph, and the next minute: gone!”

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“Sarah Palin finally heard what happened to Japan and she’s demanding that we invade Tsunami.”

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“If you think you have it tough, read history books.”

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“Over half of Republicans believe in Creationism – for those too young to recall, they didn’t used to be the party of ignorance-what happened?”

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“If everyone likes you, you have never said anything true. Anytime you speak the truth, some people are going to hate you.”

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“The Pope has a Facebook page. That’s true, I’m not making that up. What’s creepy is that under the relationship status, he put ‘It’s complicated.'”

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“The Real Axis of Evil in America is the Genius of our marketing and the gullibility of our people”

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“The irony is what we love most about our cars—the feeling of freedom they provide—has made us slaves. Slaves to cheap oil, which has corrupted our politics, threatened our environment and funded our enemies.”

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“It seems like we have to tax something, why not rich dead people? Of all the things you could tax; they don’t have any need for the money, on account of that whole being dead thing.”

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“Isn’t the problem that almost all Republicans are conservative, but not all Democrats are liberal?”

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“Is it just me or does Times Square look like Tokyo now?”

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“Michelle Bachman for President. As a comedian, all I can say is, where can I donate to this cause?”

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“There’s a reason small towns are small. No one wants to live there.”

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“Jim Bakker spells his name with two k’s because three would be too obvious.”

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“”Ha, we’re changing Operation Iraqi Freedom to Operation New Dawn – sounds like a Twilight movie – we’re not occupiers, we’re sexy vampires!”

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“I don’t hate America. I love America. Thomas Jefferson lived in America. Mark Twain lived in America. So did Billie Holiday and Frank Lloyd Wright… and a lot of other people Sarah Palin never heard of.”

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“There was a revolution in the Arab country of Tunisia. Not a lot of people know about Tunisia. Sarah Palin thinks it’s the name of one of Obama’s kids”

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“Sarah Palin has strong opinions on the Libyans. She said marriage is between a man and a woman and Libyans like Rachel Maddow are what is ruining this country.”

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“We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.”

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