HBO Real Time Guests: Friday, Feb. 26, 2021

Megyn Kelly - Sen. Jon Tester - Ezra Klein

Friday, February 26, 2021 at 10 pm
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BILL MAHER COMEDY TOUR

April 10, 2021
Sat • 8 pm
Meridian Hall - CANCELED
Toronto, ON
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April 24, 2021
Sat • 7 pm
Eccles Theater
Salt Lake City, UT
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April 25, 2021
Sun • 8 pm
Queen Elizabeth Theatre - CANCELED
Vancouver, BC
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July 10, 2021
Sat • 8 pm
Majestic Theatre
San Antonio, TX
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July 11, 2021
Sun • 8 pm
Temple Hoyne Buell
Denver, CO
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“The Real Axis of Evil in America is the Genius of our marketing and the gullibility of our people”

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“The BP oil spill is the worst thing to happen to beaches since the Speedo.”

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“Jim Bakker spells his name with two k’s because three would be too obvious.”

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“Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.”

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“Sarah Palin on her Facebook page said she still believes in death panels. You know what, Sarah, if we were going to get rid of useless people, you would be the first to know.”

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“The countries that have the money to offer large cash awards to the families of suicide bombers, or to send little boys to madrasah’s, the prep schools of hate, are getting that money from people using lots of oil.”

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“Isn’t the problem that almost all Republicans are conservative, but not all Democrats are liberal?”

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“The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.”

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“If everyone likes you, you have never said anything true. Anytime you speak the truth, some people are going to hate you.”

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“The irony is what we love most about our cars—the feeling of freedom they provide—has made us slaves. Slaves to cheap oil, which has corrupted our politics, threatened our environment and funded our enemies.”

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“It seems like we have to tax something, why not rich dead people? Of all the things you could tax; they don’t have any need for the money, on account of that whole being dead thing.”

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“If you think you have it tough, read history books.”

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“We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.”

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“Sarah Palin has strong opinions on the Libyans. She said marriage is between a man and a woman and Libyans like Rachel Maddow are what is ruining this country.”

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“The Pope has a Facebook page. That’s true, I’m not making that up. What’s creepy is that under the relationship status, he put ‘It’s complicated.'”

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“To really understand how whack religion is, you have to look at the new religions– which for this country is Mormons and Scientologists. Who I think should merge and make Mormontology.”

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“Sarah Palin finally heard what happened to Japan and she’s demanding that we invade Tsunami.”

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“Since Tom DeLay has done only two things since leaving politics – ‘Dancing with the Stars’, and now prison, somebody must tell him: there are easier ways to have sex with men.”

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“I don’t want my president to be a TV star. You don’t have to be on television every minute of every day – you’re the president, not a rerun of ‘Law & Order’.”

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“Tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is black people.”

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