HBO Real Time Aug. 8th

“If you think you have it tough, read history books.”

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“Religion is insanity by consensus.”

- Bill Maher -

“George Bush, compared to these tea baggers, he looks like a professor.”

- Bill Maher -

“I don’t want my president to be a TV star. You don’t have to be on television every minute of every day – you’re the president, not a rerun of ‘Law & Order’.”

- Bill Maher -

All religion is just an opinion.

- Bill Maher -

“To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who’s your real friend? It’s the person who tells you the truth. That’s who my real friends are. So, you know, I think as far as our country goes, we need more people who will do that.”

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“As you go down the path of life, ask what’s true. Not who else believes it.”

- Bill Maher -

“Don’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.”

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“I don’t want my president to be a TV star. You don’t have to be on television every minute of every day – you’re the president, not a rerun of ‘Law & Order’.”

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“Trump rides the bus with Billy Bush and we throw Al Franken under it.”

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“Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings who don’t have all the answers to think that they do.”

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“We fear different things. I fear climate change. They fear a demon in a red bodysuit… with a pitchfork.”

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“To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.”

- Bill Maher -

“I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.”

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“We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.”

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“To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click ‘I agree’.”

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“I don’t hate America. I love America. Thomas Jefferson lived in America. Mark Twain lived in America. So did Billie Holiday and Frank Lloyd Wright… and a lot of other people Sarah Palin never heard of.”

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“We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.”

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“The battle for good health is won on the cellular level”

- Bill Maher -

“It is being reported that a third of the world watched the royal wedding – and yet they claim gays are only 3 pct of population?”

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