Bill Maher New Year’s Special

with Nikki Glaser and Special Guest Christopher KID Reid

December 31, 2021 - 8 PM
Honolulu, HI
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Schedule

BILL MAHER COMEDY TOUR

November 26, 2021
Fri • 10 pm
The Mirage Theatre
Las Vegas, NV
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November 27, 2021
Sat • 10 pm
The Mirage Theatre
Las Vegas, NV
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December 30, 2021
Thu • 8 pm
Maui Arts & Cultural Center
Kahului, HI
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December 31, 2021
Fri • 7 pm
Neal S. Blaisdell Concert Hall
Honolulu, HI
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January 15, 2022
Sat • 8 pm
BJCC Concert Hall
Birmingham, Alabama
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“Sarah Palin visited Israel and stood at the Wailing Wall and said ‘I stood here for 45 minutes and didn’t see one whale.'”

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“There was a revolution in the Arab country of Tunisia. Not a lot of people know about Tunisia. Sarah Palin thinks it’s the name of one of Obama’s kids”

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“Wow just read Oxford Dictionary added OMG and LOL as words! WTF??”

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“We owe China a trillion dollars. I opened a fortune cookie the other day, it said, ‘Pay up, deadbeat.'”

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“What do you think would happen if tomorrow Obama showed up with Kanye’s crop circles shaved into his head? Stock market would lose 5,000 pts.”

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“Since Tom DeLay has done only two things since leaving politics – ‘Dancing with the Stars’, and now prison, somebody must tell him: there are easier ways to have sex with men.”

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“I believe in the death penalty, but with better DNA testing – my slogan is ‘Let’s Kill The right People'”

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“Sarah Palin finally heard what happened to Japan and she’s demanding that we invade Tsunami.”

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“To really understand how whack religion is, you have to look at the new religions– which for this country is Mormons and Scientologists. Who I think should merge and make Mormontology.”

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“It seems like we have to tax something, why not rich dead people? Of all the things you could tax; they don’t have any need for the money, on account of that whole being dead thing.”

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“The battle for good health is won on the cellular level”

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“We fear different things. I fear climate change. They fear a demon in a red bodysuit… with a pitchfork.”

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“Over half of Republicans believe in Creationism – for those too young to recall, they didn’t used to be the party of ignorance-what happened?”

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“Men are only as loyal as their options.”

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“The countries that have the money to offer large cash awards to the families of suicide bombers, or to send little boys to madrasah’s, the prep schools of hate, are getting that money from people using lots of oil.”

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“Jim Bakker spells his name with two k’s because three would be too obvious.”

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“Why do people act shocked whenever NASCAR drivers get into an accident what?! No! One minute he’s flying around an oil-slicked track at 200 mph, and the next minute: gone!”

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“I don’t hate America. I love America. Thomas Jefferson lived in America. Mark Twain lived in America. So did Billie Holiday and Frank Lloyd Wright… and a lot of other people Sarah Palin never heard of.”

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“Is it just me or does Times Square look like Tokyo now?”

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“Why are decent citizens still being jailed for smoking the wrong plant, easing the suffering of the terminally ill, or accepting cash for sex instead of the customary dinner and drinks?”

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