“Men are only as loyal as their options.”
- Bill Maher -
“Why are decent citizens still being jailed for smoking the wrong plant, easing the suffering of the terminally ill, or accepting cash for sex instead of the customary dinner and drinks?”
- Bill Maher -
“The battle for good health is won on the cellular level”
- Bill Maher -
“Suicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me – I quit.'”
- Bill Maher -
“Don’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.”
- Bill Maher -
“Wow just read Oxford Dictionary added OMG and LOL as words! WTF??”
- Bill Maher -
“There are good people who do good things, there are bad people who do bad things, but to get a good person to do a bad thing takes religion.”
- Bill Maher -
“Men are only as loyal as their options.”
- Bill Maher -
“Don’t you miss the days when America was just MORALLY bankrupt?”
- Bill Maher -
“Why can’t God just defeat the devil and get rid of evil? It’s the same reason the comic book character can’t get rid of his nemesis; then there’s no story.”
- Bill Maher -
“The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.”
- Bill Maher -
“If you don’t know how to feel about the arrest of Julian Assange here’s the rule in Trumpworld: Hiding in an embassy? Bad if you have secrets. Chopping someone up in an embassy? Good if you have oil.”
- Bill Maher -
“We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.”
- Bill Maher -
“The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.”
- Bill Maher -
“Isn’t the problem that almost all Republicans are conservative, but not all Democrats are liberal?”
- Bill Maher -
“We owe China a trillion dollars. I opened a fortune cookie the other day, it said, ‘Pay up, deadbeat.'”
- Bill Maher -
“It seems like we have to tax something, why not rich dead people? Of all the things you could tax; they don’t have any need for the money, on account of that whole being dead thing.”
- Bill Maher -
“George Bush, compared to these tea baggers, he looks like a professor.”
- Bill Maher -
“”Ha, we’re changing Operation Iraqi Freedom to Operation New Dawn – sounds like a Twilight movie – we’re not occupiers, we’re sexy vampires!”
- Bill Maher -
“Is it just me or does Times Square look like Tokyo now?”
- Bill Maher -