Videos
I Want My Lawyer!
Voters want someone to fight for them – and if Democrats won’t do it, they’ll find new “representation.”
John McEnroe | Club Random with Bill Maher
Bill Maher and John McEnroe randomly riff on how Bill would go “John McEnroe” on bad comedy audiences in the early days, what happened to the one good linesman in tennis, what percentage of cops are good.
Democracy Dies in Dumbness
Nothing captures what’s wrong with today’s “journalism” like the sad saga of what happened last week at The Washington Post.
Adam Carolla | Club Random with Bill Maher
Hollywood’s Culture of Violence
Hollywood is the wokest place on earth in every other area of social responsibility, but when it comes to the unbridled romanticization of gun violence – crickets.
Sammy Hagar | Club Random with Bill Maher
Bill and Sammy riff on rock and roll excess, the upbringing and the heartbreak that drove Sammy to be a rock star & more.
The United States of Dumb-merica
We have to figure out how a country can solve any problem if so many of its people are so intractably, astoundingly stupid.
Jimmy Kimmel | Club Random with Bill Maher
Bill Maher and Jimmy Kimmel randomly riff on why Bill hates hockey, how Bill’s advice could have cost Jimmy millions, the Conan O’Brien-Jay Leno feud during the late night wars.
Adam Waheed | Club Random with Bill Maher
Bill Maher and comedy creator Adam Waheed randomly riff on feeding the beast that is Tik Tok.
Along for the Pride
It’s okay to ask questions about something that’s very new and involves children.
Howie Mandel | Club Random with Bill Maher
Bill Maher and Howie Mandel (new show “Bullsh*t the Game Show” on Netflix) randomly riff on how close Howie is to becoming Howard Hughes, the childhood trauma that gave him OCD.
American Carnage
“I’ll keep the shit to shoe level” is a powerful campaign theme when voters are feeling that things are descending into lawlessness.
Killer Mike | Club Random with Bill Maher
Bill Maher and Killer Mike randomly riff on reverse interventions, Bill and Mike’s excellent adventure in Atlanta, the etiquette of making it rain, the poetry of rap lyrics, what’s worse for you than liquor, how Mike’s mom encouraged him, and Bill’s college job.
Mike Tyson | Club Random With Bill Maher
Bill Maher and Mike Tyson randomly riff on why Mike flies Jet Blue, how everybody wants to beat up Jake Paul, pigeon racing, the best punch known to man, and the tragedy of Amber Heard and Johnny Depp.
The Misinformation Age
When we talk about misinformation, we always focus on the producers, never the consumers. But keeping you safe and sorting out the lies from the truth – that’s your job.
Dr. Drew Pinsky | Club Random With Bill Maher
Bill Maher and Dr. Drew Pinsky randomly riff on the good old days of office romances, Dr. Drew’s secret to living longer, the feminization of men, surviving the woke vortex, the Coolidge Effect and the love lives of roosters.
American Kleptocracy
When the “Forever Flu” hit America, Washington’s answer was a mountain of money and a sign that said “come steal it.”
The War on Democracy
Democracy doesn’t die in darkness. It dies in plain sight because enough people think democracy is a luxury America can no longer afford.
Freddie Gibbs | Club Random With Bill Maher
Bill Maher and Freddie Gibbs randomly riff on Bill’s emergency landing in Gary, Indiana, Freddie’s Grammy nomination, Bill Cosby, things black people invented, and Bill and Freddie going on tour together.
Piers Morgan | Club Random with Bill Maher
Bill Maher and Piers Morgan randomly riff on the Meghan Markle controversy, how the Brits are becoming as sensitive as Americans, why Yoko did not break up The Beatles, successful civilizations becoming weak, and how athletes like Naomi Osaka are celebrated more for quitting than winning.
Explaining Jokes to Idiots: Oscars Edition
As a public service for the humor-impaired, Bill breaks down the joke that led to Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at the Oscars.
Bella Thorne | Club Random wwith Bill Maher
Bill Maher and Bella Thorne randomly riff on Bella’s love of Lady Deadpool, Distractions in Bed, Bella’s politically incorrect dog naming process, Bill tries to help Bella with her anxiety, and how Bella was signed to be a model while she was still a fetus.
Judd Apatow | Club Random With Bill Maher
Bill Maher and Judd Apatow randomly riff on whether humans will merge with machines, Maude Apatow being in Euphoria, why Judd refuses to take a DNA test, how Judd was chased for smoking weed, and why George Carlin still trends on Twitter.
Quentin Tarantino | Club Random With Bill Maher
Bill and Quentin Tarantino randomly riff on movies that make no sense, the developmental stages of babies, Quentin’s love of Politically Incorrect, the Once Upon a Time in America bromance, and that time Quentin visited Bill backstage in Austin.
William Shatner | Club Random With Bill Maher
Bill and William Shatner comically riff on the last acceptable prejudice, the spectrum of human sexuality, bad crowds in comedy, the making of Religious, and the origin of the universe.
Bath Salt Conservatism
If you think the Left has gone looney in recent years, wait’ll you see the current crop of kooky Republican candidates.
World War Me
All issues today – from the pandemic to war – have become a stress test for our reflexive partisanship.
Stop Kowtowing to China
Here’s the deal China offers American companies and celebrities: we’ll give you access to our billion-plus consumers, as long as you shut up about the whole “police state-genocide” thing.
That’s Not Karma
Whoopi Goldberg’s chastisement was not a “karma-gram from the universe.” The word for getting pleasure from someone else’s misfortune isn’t karma – it’s schadenfreude.
Apply Precision to the Pandemic
Bill questions why the same people in medicine who, in private care, always say “get a second opinion” want to allow only one in the public debate.
First Lady Barack Obama
Bill argues that it’s time for the Democrats to break some unwritten rules and find a way to put Barack Obama back in the White House.
Bill Maher the Messaging Czar
Bill dons his “Coach” hat and attempts to guide the Democrats away from a devastating loss in the upcoming midterm elections.
Avatar Time with Bill Maher
Bill explores Mark Zuckerberg’s vision for the “Metaverse” and worries that if we get ourselves too far away from reality, we won’t be able to find our way back.
OK ZOOMER
You can either be the fake tits and private jet generation, or the one that saves the planet. But you can’t be both.
Time for a National Divorce?
If we want to halt this descent into civil war, we have to stop hating each other.
The Slow-Moving Coup
My dark prediction for the 2024 U.S. presidential election.
Almost InstaFamous
Getting paid to do nothing has become this generation’s highest goal.
The Black National Anthem
New Rule: We need to unite as one nation, who come together and sing one anthem. It doesn’t have to be the one we currently use, but it has to be just one.
Snitch Nation
Being a tattletale used to be a bad thing, but now America is “Snitchlandia,” where you can’t trust your neighbors and you’re always looking over your shoulder.
The Lesson of Afghanistan
Blind hatred of America is just as blinkered as blind love. And we Americans should look at the situation in Afghanistan to really get some perspective about where we live.
Your Phone is Turning You into an Asshole
Apple should admit that the problem with their phones isn’t just what people might store on them, it’s the phones themselves.
Leave Matt Damon Alone
Bill gives some advice to Matt Damon, who is often caught in cancel culture quicksand: stop hunting for goodwill, you’re not gonna find much in this country.
The Big Liars
Unremarkable people can get a remarkable life in Congress – and that’s what keeps the average Republican backbencher in Donald Trump’s thrall.
The Woke Olympics
Bill implores liberals not to ruin the Olympics with phony outrage over old jokes and claims of cultural appropriation.
America Has a Drinking Problem
Bill stages an intervention for the Americans using liquor to take the edge off of their pandemic-exacerbated anxiety.
Getting It in the Nuts
Bill tells officials in drought-stricken California that it’s time to make a choice about water: getting it in the people, or getting it in the nuts.
Progressophobia
In his editorial New Rule, Bill argues that there’s a brain disorder affecting liberals that makes them incapable of recognizing the progress we’ve made on racism, sexism, and homophobia.
The College Scam
Bill delves into what ‘higher education’ in America really is: a racket that sells you a very expensive ticket to the upper middle class.
The Fault in Our Stars
In his editorial New Rule, Bill tells celebrities running for office: “You’re not good enough. You’re not smart enough. And doggone it, it completely doesn’t matter that people like you.”
Sex, Drugs & GOP
In his editorial New Rule, Bill reminds Democrats that they’re supposed to be the party of free love and good times – and to leave the uptight fun-sucking to Republicans.